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The F Word

嗯,前阵子看的某路牌~让我重新对某地名捏他乐了起来
今天吃早饭的时候就忽然想起来这么个段子
对开学第一天早上就满脑子下品NETA的自己绝望啦!

藏起来,下品慎入!
柯克兰先生与埃尔斯坦先生的电话




"I'd got a pamphlet saying 'Welcome to Fucking' and I'd like to have a try. Have you got any advice, Roderich?"
"You...you mean that seven letter word? But...why do you ask me?"
"Because you're familiar with Fucking, aren't you?"
"Well I can't deny it...but I think you're no less familiar with it than..."
"I'm really looking forward to it. Is Fucking interesting?"
"It depends...and largely depends on your companion."
"Never mind, I'll go alone."
"...I hope you can enjoy it, though I don't quite recommend that way."
"Why? Dangerous?"
"Not really, even safer, but...Well, forget about it."
"What about the weather? Which season is better?"
"Perhaps spring...according to the laws of nature."
"OK. Any other advice?"
"...Maybe you should mind your speed."
"Don't be too fast? Got it."
"Actually if you're too slow it also brings problems but...anyway, better than too fast."

所以说,打倒英语霸权(抱头鼠窜

Comments

 
眉毛他是装傻还是真攻了....捶墙出去
是说贵族才是最呆的吧><明明有fxxk家族的啊= =
 
眉毛他只是想去旅游!XD(揍死
fxxk家族,要不是眉毛语的影响,就跟小学课本里的black家族哇smith家族差不多的无趣吧(喂!
 
should mind your speed...
...用多啦A梦般的拳头捶打英语霸权!(揍
路牌说它是无辜的,XDDDDD~
hey, watch your speed! 这一刻不知为什么在脑内回响……
 
笑死了XDDDDDDD老师在上面讲我在下面抖…It's too much of fun…I mean [哔-]XDDDDD
 
To 云
噗~XD,多啦A梦般的拳头~XDDDDD
在写着Fucking的路牌下看到速度警示牌真是让人忍不住爆笑啊XD(是你自己思想龌龊!

To 全太
呜啊啊啊啊啊我想死你了TOT,抓住全太啃
能让你乐一乐就好~XD
继续啃两口> <
 
……戳了淇奥腰。眉毛语是死穴啊基可修!
 
摸摸粽子姑娘~其实原本想用中文写可是不知道Fucking该怎么办(揍
 
Actually if you're too slow also brings problems but... anyway, better than too fast.
Too fast! Too fast!
噗哈哈哈(捶地)我的好先生,原来比起快您更喜欢慢一点么?Speed is so important!(下品自重)  
 
这个呢,太快也不行,太慢也不好,所以凡事都讲究个适度哇(自重!!!

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